This should be a giant red flag emblazoned with a radiation symbol.
When you get one of those, I’ll bet you a month’s salary someone else took that pic.
Okay, I get that texting is ruining the English language as we know and understand it.
Like, say, a pulse and/or bladder and bowel control. The only thing that will shrink my erection faster than breast implants (or, honestly, implants of any kind) are the words “I’m pregnant and I think you’re the daddy!
” I don’t do fake people, fake food, or cheap knockoff imitations.
Fake ads are written to imply this woman’s hot, willing and ready right NOW!
You’ll see things like, “Letme rap my leggs around u n shove ur big cock inside my tite lil pussy!Not the dumper, not the player, and not the dickbag.I know there are women out there who play a straight game and just want someone who’s reasonably good in bed, somewhat mentally and financially stable and who has a cooking repertoire that isn’t limited to “Nuke. Toss.” There really are good guys out there, just like there are good women. And ladies, you might want to take some notes too, because I’m given to understand this happens to y’all as well.(Oh: And take some extra bitch points if you’re talking shit on him on social media at the same time you’re playing him for all he’s worth.) Anyway, we good? There are so many factors stacked against you it defies calculation, let alone belief.You’re better off saving up your pennies and going to the local bar, where at least you have a running shot of getting laid and a certainty you can walk out with a decent buzz.I wasn’t talking to you good women and I wasn’t talking from the douchebag side of the aisle. You want to buy a couch or snag something for free, CL is a fairly handy place to know about. But then, I’m sure not every person who posts an ad looking for sex or love is as pure as the driven snow either.